'Tis the Paintball Season - print

“They’ve got the marker, the mask… but no idea what to unwrap.”

Shopping for a paintballer is impossible.
They’ve already got three markers, five loaders, and a drawer full of jerseys.
You ask what they want, and all they say is, “More pods.”
Every holiday season, you’re stuck with two options:
🎁 A gift card they’ll forget about
🎁 Or gear you’re terrified of getting wrong

This festive hoodie fuses ugly sweater nostalgia with paintball pride in a knit-style graphic that’s just as perfect for Xmas in July as it is for icy December fields.

What speaks louder than sneaking it under the tree for your tactical elf, this is the holiday hoodie that says: "I love you... and your marker."
Expect full seasonal drip: Santa, reindeer, snowflakes — and yes, players locked and loaded.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ugly sweater parties (with real sting)

• Off-field lounging decorating bruises & glory

• The spouse who always says, “You don’t need another marker”