For the partner who ducks, dives, and disappears every weekend — your other half sees you!
This festive hoodie fuses ugly sweater nostalgia with paintball pride in a knit-style graphic that’s just as perfect for Xmas in July as it is for icy December fields.

Whether you're gifting your battlefield valkyrie or sneaking it under the tree for your tactical elf, this is the holiday hoodie that says: "I love you... and your marker."
Expect full seasonal drip: Santa, reindeer, snowflakes — and yes, players locked and loaded.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ugly sweater parties (with real bite)

• Off-field lounging decorating bruises & glory

• The spouse who always says, “You don’t need another marker”

• Gift-givers who know what they’re doing

For the partner who ducks, dives, and disappears every weekend — your other half sees you!
This festive hoodie fuses ugly sweater nostalgia with paintball pride in a knit-style graphic that’s just as perfect for Xmas in July as it is for icy December fields.

Whether you're gifting your battlefield valkyrie or sneaking it under the tree for your tactical elf, this is the holiday hoodie that says: "I love you... and your marker."
Expect full seasonal drip: Santa, reindeer, snowflakes — and yes, players locked and loaded.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ugly sweater parties (with real bite)

• Off-field lounging decorating bruises & glory

• The spouse who always says, “You don’t need another marker”

• Gift-givers who know what they’re doing

For the partner who ducks, dives, and disappears every weekend — your other half sees you!
This festive hoodie fuses ugly sweater nostalgia with paintball pride in a knit-style graphic that’s just as perfect for Xmas in July as it is for icy December fields.

Whether you're gifting your battlefield valkyrie or sneaking it under the tree for your tactical elf, this is the holiday hoodie that says: "I love you... and your marker."
Expect full seasonal drip: Santa, reindeer, snowflakes — and yes, players locked and loaded.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ugly sweater parties (with real bite)

• Off-field lounging decorating bruises & glory

• The spouse who always says, “You don’t need another marker”

• Gift-givers who know what they’re doing

For the partner who ducks, dives, and disappears every weekend — your other half sees you!
This festive hoodie fuses ugly sweater nostalgia with paintball pride in a knit-style graphic that’s just as perfect for Xmas in July as it is for icy December fields.

Whether you're gifting your battlefield valkyrie or sneaking it under the tree for your tactical elf, this is the holiday hoodie that says: "I love you... and your marker."
Expect full seasonal drip: Santa, reindeer, snowflakes — and yes, players locked and loaded.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ugly sweater parties (with real bite)

• Off-field lounging decorating bruises & glory

• The spouse who always says, “You don’t need another marker”

• Gift-givers who know what they’re doing

For the partner who ducks, dives, and disappears every weekend — your other half sees you!
This festive hoodie fuses ugly sweater nostalgia with paintball pride in a knit-style graphic that’s just as perfect for Xmas in July as it is for icy December fields.

Whether you're gifting your battlefield valkyrie or sneaking it under the tree for your tactical elf, this is the holiday hoodie that says: "I love you... and your marker."
Expect full seasonal drip: Santa, reindeer, snowflakes — and yes, players locked and loaded.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ugly sweater parties (with real bite)

• Off-field lounging decorating bruises & glory

• The spouse who always says, “You don’t need another marker”

• Gift-givers who know what they’re doing

For the partner who ducks, dives, and disappears every weekend — your other half sees you!
This festive hoodie fuses ugly sweater nostalgia with paintball pride in a knit-style graphic that’s just as perfect for Xmas in July as it is for icy December fields.

Whether you're gifting your battlefield valkyrie or sneaking it under the tree for your tactical elf, this is the holiday hoodie that says: "I love you... and your marker."
Expect full seasonal drip: Santa, reindeer, snowflakes — and yes, players locked and loaded.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ugly sweater parties (with real bite)

• Off-field lounging decorating bruises & glory

• The spouse who always says, “You don’t need another marker”

• Gift-givers who know what they’re doing